omar (12 ian 2012)
narchevi anekdotebi By OmAr =) (part 2)

1. - mixo, am dilit rom shemxvdi, ratom ar momesalme?
- ki davapire, mara mere vtqvi, erti amis dedac m...n metqi.
2. chichikias quchashi dzaglma ukbina.
- vaime, batono, sharvali xom ar gagixiat? - eca dzaglis patroni.
- ara, qalbatono, sharvali amikapiwa da ise mikbina!
3. kaxeli samsaxurs edzebs da miva ert-erti organizaciis direqtortan. kabinetshi shesvlamde mdivani etyvis, chveni direqtori gvarad trankadzeao da n ar dagaviwydet, trakadze ar daudzaxoto. kaio, etyvis kaxeli, sheva kabinetshi da mimartavs direqtors:
- ukacravad, tqven xart batoni pronchadze?
4. guriashi fexburtis mwvrtneli chrdilshia wamowolili da bavshvebs avarjishebs...........
uceb miirbens erti bavshvi da eubneba:
– maswavlebelooo... maswavlebelooo... gochaiem idi na x... mitxrao....
mwvrtneli:
–mere chemtan ras moi sheni deda m...n .
5. guruli miva eqimtan da eubneba: eqimo pirvels rom vamtavreb kargad var meorezec, mesamezec magram meotxeze cota muxlebi mekveteba, mexuteze mtlianad makankalebs, meeqvseze ki saertod arafris tavi agar maqvs da ra vqna?
eqimi pasuxobs: mere dzama meotxeze gacherdi
guruli: meotxeze rafer gavcherde merveze vcxovrob
6. gasvenebashi imdeni xalxi mivida ro meore micvalebuli daamateso
7. gasvenebashi iseti viwro derefani iyoo ro micvalebuli podruchkit gamoiyvaneso
8. – afrasionas bichs sheni qalishvilis xelis txovna unda.
_ rava, afrasionis bichs tavisi xeli ara aqvs, tu?
_ ki aqvs batono, mara deegala...
9. guruli bavshvi wevs akvanshi.
uceb gamoigebs sawovaras piridan da gabrazebuli iyvirebs:
- gadamdgit vincxam, momadga mzei!
10. guruli qalis orgazmi:

– nena shevwuxti! glaxat var!...
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By OmAr
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